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Update - the winners are:There were 18 votes, and the winners with 4 votes each were: "you thought we were in an aeroplane.........when we did the cockpit drill!!" from someone anonymous and "Earn £30,000 a year as a RED arrows instructor" from Steve Curtis Well done! Watch this space for Januarys competition. |
I wonder if the air brakes are working?
Are you sure this is part of the new INDEPENDENT DRIVE?
Fetch me my brown corderoy trousers....
Bloody Sat nav aaaaaaagggghhhhhh
Ron 14673
Je ne comprends pas - What ees this "No Through Road Eh ?"
"you thought we were in an aeroplane.........when we did the cockpit drill!!"
Late instruction again
BSM instructors show their contempt for the Fiat 500
Rewrite of the above
"Je ne comprends pas - What ees thees 'No through road' Sacre Bleu!!!!!"
Try to avoid passing through the fields of life leaving the gates open !
Earn £30,000 a year as a RED arrows instructor
Earn £30,000 as a RED arrows driving instructor
steveC
Our consultants have determined that hurtling over a cliff is an important part of modern day driving, and it is due to be included in the driving test in October 2010.
No, the brake is actually the middle pedal!
These bloody speed bumps are getting beyond a joke!
''When I said let's go for a drive and get some fresh air................................................''
Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.
I said !!!! do you know anything about AQUA PLAINING
steveC
Flaps; Trim rudder; Power;
I'm sure 'M' said the wings would come out as soon as I pressed the gas pedal!!!
Barry
Do you think my emergency stop could do with a bit more work??!!!!
Well you did tell me I should reach for the stars!
Strike or no strike, I'm flying this Christmas
I am sorry to say that on this occasion you have not passed your driving test, in the few moments we have left would you like me to explain the serious faults
At the bottom of the mountain I would like you to park on the left next to the fourth pine tree